{"product_id":"professional-napper","title":"PROFESSIONAL NAPPER","description":"\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0.08in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Roboto, Helvetica Neue, Arial, Noto Sans, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji, Segoe UI Symbol, Noto Color Emoji;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWELCOME TO DAD JOKE NATION \/ JOKE GEAR...\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Roboto, Helvetica Neue, Arial, Noto Sans, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji, Segoe UI Symbol, Noto Color Emoji;\"\u003eWhere the clothes are soft, and the humor is clean and funny\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: ui-sans-serif, system-ui, apple-system, system-ui, Segoe UI, Roboto, Helvetica Neue, Arial, Noto Sans, sans-serif, Apple Color Emoji, Segoe UI Emoji, Segoe UI Symbol, Noto Color Emoji;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e (Note: A few are “not” designed to be funny, just give a message). \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003eEach tee is crafted for maximum comfort, maximum smiles, and\u003cbr\u003eminimum eye rolling resistance. Whether you’re a dad, know a dad,\u003cbr\u003elove a dad, or have simply survived a dad joke, this shirt is\u003cbr\u003eyour official membership badge to the funniest nation on Earth. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eWHY\u003c\/u\u003e YOU'LL LOVE IT... \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e- Ultra soft, everyday comfortable fabric. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e- Clean, family friendly humor (approved by moms, kids, and\u003cbr\u003eeven grumpy uncles). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e- Printed with long lasting, vibrant colors. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e- Perfect for birthdays, holidays, Father’s Day, or “just because\u003cbr\u003eyou deserve a laugh” days. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e- Guaranteed to spark conversations, chuckles, and at least one\u003cbr\u003edramatic sigh. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; border: none; padding: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e- Because... 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